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Shhhhh, shhhhhhhh.
Johnny Depp Misses Press Conference Because ... He Was Attacked by a Chupacabra?
We knew the goat Army's day would come.
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Mar. 6th, 2012 07:27 pmsobranieAnd now, for everyone's pleasure, I give you...
JULIET AND THE CHUPACABRA
JULIET
CHUPACABRA
JULIET
JULIET
- O Chupa, Chupa! wherefore art thou, Chupacabra?
Deny thy hooves and refuse thy intrawebz fame;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my NC-17 love,
And I'll no longer be an anti-zoophile.
CHUPACABRA
- [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I WTF at this?
JULIET
- 'Tis but thy horrendous trollfaisu that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a goat-killer.
What's a goat-killer? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a goat mutant. O, be some other serial killer!
What's in serial killing? that which we call a gd psycho
By any other name would take up an axe as sweet;
So Chupacabra would, were he not Chupa call'd,
Retain that dear homicidal perfection which he owes
Without that title. Chupacabra, doff thy evil overlord ways,
And for that stereotypical Hollywood villain role which is no part of thee
Take all myself. Oh, Mr. Chupacabra, oh.
